Saturday, April 23, 2005

Springtime for Hitler and Germmany

"Springtime for Hitler "

plagerized in an original manner
and ripped off from Mel Brooks'
The Producers while on a seceret mission for god.

Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where oh where was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around, and then we found, the man for you and me,
And now it's ...

Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Deutschland is happy and gay.
We're marching to a faster pace,
Look out, here comes the master race.

Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Winter for Poland and France.
Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Come on, Germans, go into your dance ...

I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party.

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
(Gun fires twice)
Goose-step's the new step today
(Machine gun fires)
Bombs falling from the skies again,
(Bomb falls and explodes)
Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
[woman's voice]: "Well! Talk about bad taste!"
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Means ... that ... soon we'll be going ...
We've got to be going ...
You know we'll be going to ... WAR!

Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself




Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was around when jesus christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you - Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you - Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg

When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers - Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged - And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah -
Ah, what's puzzling you- Is the nature of my game
oh yeah - I watched with glee
While your kings and queens - Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out, - Who killed the kennedys?
When after all - It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you - Is the nature of my game,
oh yeah - get down, baby -
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you -Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal - And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails Just call me lucifer cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me- Have some courtesy - Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse - Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you - Is the nature of my game, um mean it
get down - Woo, who

Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah -Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

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whoOoo, who, whoOoo, who, whoOoo,
who, who Oh, yeahWhat's me name - Tell me, baby, what's my name - Tell me, sweetie, what's my name - Ooo, who, whoOoo, who, whoOoo, who, whoOoo, who, whoOoo, who, whoOoo, who, whoOoo, who, who Oh, yeah