Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was around when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you - Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you - Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers - Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged - And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah -
Ah, what's puzzling you- Is the nature of my game
oh yeah - I watched with glee
While your kings and queens - Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made I shouted out, - Who killed the kennedys?
When after all - It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you - Is the nature of my game,
oh yeah - get down, baby -
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you -Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal - And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails Just call me lucifer cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me- Have some courtesy - Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse - Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you - Is the nature of my game, um mean it
get down - Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah -Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

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